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POETRY
LOVE!!
Love yet a word so strong,it is sometimes mislead.
Love,this mysterious
thing that i cannot describe
wat its like but only of its feeling.
So sentuos,it holds up strong,Trying not to let
anyone interfere me with love.
Something so divine, yet it can be your worst enemy
of temptation.Where can you find
it? History of
mankind have failed and some have succeeded
in finding love.But wat of the others that
have not
yet found theirs? Longing for someone
to love them back! Turning them into
someting they dont want to be, but will
be.
But still for some reason theyre not recieving
when they feel that they have been giving and forgiving.When is
it their turn?
Yet you always should remember Patience is the key.....
mY lOvE 4 U
my love for you is so strong i feel as if i cant move on my
heart beets when i
hear you next to me my lungs stop when
you touch me. i hope you never stop. my love i have for you
is very evry
strong so if we ever part please hold on.
MaKing LovE 2 a frIeNd
You were always so perfect to me,
so soft and gentle,
cherishing you instantly,
without
a second glance,
I never distrusted those eyes,
that lied to me continuously,
I promised you I'd always try,
but
slowly you were losing me.
I would always have given you anything,
just to keep your interest,
stopping my heart
from remembering,
all the pain you caused,
I never pulled away from that kiss,
that held a painful hint of truth,
Maybe
you'd be too hard to miss,
so I said I was still in love with you.
I wanted more than just the infatuation,
that
you found in me.
You said love was only a distraction,
that you really didn't need,
so I cried myself to sleep,
knowing
the times we shared must end.
You couldn't let emotion run deep,
you said you made love to me, as a friend.
But
eventually, my love,
friendships fade, too,
and I can't make love and walk away,
pretending I don't love you.
Never
once did I push you away,
but everything comes to end,
so all that's left to say,
is goodbye,
I loved loving
you, my friend.
JOKES
A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how well they can manage
money. The first one spends $800 and puts $200 in the bank. The second one spends $200 and puts $800 in the bank. The third
one puts the whole $1,000 in the bank. Which one does he end up marrying? The one with the biggest boobs
Toilet Paper
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the
barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When
he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly
stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to
him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman
- clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily,
popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in
the ladies room."
"A husband and wife and their two sons ar ...
A husband and wife and their two sons are watching
TV. She looks at her husband and winks at him, he gets the message and says, "Excuse us for a few minutes boys, we're going
up to our room for a little while."
Pretty soon one of the boys becomes curious, goes upstairs and sees the door to
his parents bedroom is ajar. He peeks in for a few minutes, trots downstairs, gets his little brother and takes him up to
peek into the bedroom.
"Before you look in there," he says, "keep in mind this is the same woman who paddled our butts
just for sucking our thumbs."
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